As old as the Milky Way.
As big as the vast snow mountains.
As happy as a zombie as it climbs out of its grave.
As smelly as a rotten, horrid, mouldy banana.
As sneaky as a monkey snatching bananas.
As mysterious as a mouse hiding in its hidey hole.
As clever as a parrot juggling while talking.
As silly as a piglet rolling in mud.
As terrifying as a scary monster hiding under your bed.
By Peregrine Class